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Hi to those who don’t read this and didn’t miss me at all. For the sake of those who hate to read what I have to say I will keep this short and simple. So unlike me.

This one goes for all of you (you know who you are … ) who have been reading this and made it a mockery. No, I don’t include those few followers I have - more fingers on my both hands btw. And I would like to point out that as obvious as it seems, this was never meant to be a serious blog. Any human with a slight sense of logic would comprehend that. Most of what I write is true and I don’t make anything up. I exaggarete, yes, but it’s for the sake of being interesting and funny to read.

In the end, that is the whole point of this - to hopefully make someone laugh. And if you do laugh and if by any chance you know who I am and see me walking down the street, don’t be an asshole and mock behind my back. Be good people and say “hey man, I acctually laughed when I read through your stuff, right some more stupid, weird shit”. Then I will know you get it and I’ll buy you coffee.

Re-read this as many times as necessary - if you are one of those for whom this is meant for. You will get it eventually. Slowly, but surely.

Be back soon,

arrividerci (in the Brad Pitt voice from Inglorious Basterds) ;P